I recently posted on an easy way to help your wife. It was an article with 10 great reasons why men should sit down to take a leak. Though the opposition didn’t decide to post, I did hear from a number of people.
I was a bit surpised at the reactions. Everyone that I heard from seems to have a general idea of, “I’m a man, I stand to leak!” Well, let me present this situation:
You have a desk at home. Your wife starts eating meals at it, and always leaves crumbs. You are the one always having to pick up the crumbs. How long would it be before you tell her to stop eating at your desk, or to clean up the crumbs? If you are honest with yourself, it wouldn’t take you long at all.
This is similar to what your wife has to do. She doesn’t leave “crumbs” (splashes of urine) on the toilet and the area around the toilet. You do - if you stand to take a leak. She’s the one to clean it up all the time.
I’m not really sure why us men have adopted the concept of needing to stand when we take a leak. It makes sense in a urinal - but not in a toilet. Being a man is also wanting to do things right and logically, right? Then I propose we change this, take our seats, and give a little extra respect to those who do the cleaning.
Now, who’s with me?
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