The Road To Emmaus

As a dude, I definitely would rather stand to take a leak.  If you pay attention at all though, you’ll easily notice that taking a leak in a regular toilet standing up creates quite a lot of splash.  That splash not only gets onto the toilet, it also splashes down onto the floor and the things around the toilet.  Sounds kind of gross - well, it is.  And someone’s got to clean it up*.

If you are a dude, you can help.  A very easy way to avoid all the splash mess is to just sit down.  Here are 10 great benefits:

1. No spash, no mess.
2. More relaxing.  No need to have your leg muscles holding you up.
3. No need to balance.
4. No need to have great aim.
5. If you need to sneeze or cough - no problem!
6. If the #2 sneaks up, you are ready to rock.
7. Less noisy.  The splash can be loud.
8. No need to lean way forward to ensure those final drips make it in.
9. You can go hands-free.  Bring a book, read a paragraph.
10. When you use a bathroom with a urinal, since you rarely stand to take a leak now, it makes it much more enjoyable of an experience.